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Trivial Pursuit

I play games. Not baseball. A REAL man’s game. No, not football. I play a fast-paced game. Not hockey. I play a skilled man’s game. No, not basketball. I play a thinking man’s game. Not poker. I play an intelligent man’s game. No, not chess. I play a highly competitive game. No, not tennis! But my girlfriend isn't smart enough to play this game with me. Help me save my relationship - buy my copy of Trivial Pursuit, the 1980s Edition. Ah, the last bastion of intellectualism.